{"id":1297,"date":"2010-10-26T11:12:17","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T16:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/?p=1297"},"modified":"2010-10-26T11:18:32","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T16:18:32","slug":"alice-gymnastics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/1297\/","title":{"rendered":"Alice Gymnastics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alice: Hi there Ms. Sarah.  Might I inquire as to your activities on this fine Autumn afternoon?<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: Nom nom nom&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Alice: Indubitably! Perchance, may I have the privilege of stroking that fine, majestic fur coat of yours?<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: Nom nom nom&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Alice: Most excellent, my fine feline.  Due to my limited mobility, I may take quite some length of time to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: HAHA I GOT MY TUNA I&#8217;M OUTTA HERE KID<\/p>\n<p>Alice: I see.  Perhaps I shall perform my latest floor routine for the benefit of my audience.  As a finale, I shall examine a container filled with liquid.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-1297-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mov\/AliceGymnastics.m4v?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mov\/AliceGymnastics.m4v\">http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/mov\/AliceGymnastics.m4v<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alice: Hi there Ms. Sarah. Might I inquire as to your activities on this fine Autumn afternoon? Sarah: Nom nom nom&#8230; Alice: Indubitably! Perchance, may I have the privilege of stroking that fine, majestic fur coat of yours? Sarah: Nom nom nom&#8230; Alice: Most excellent, my fine feline. Due to my limited mobility, I may [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}