{"id":1966,"date":"2011-10-01T14:19:02","date_gmt":"2011-10-01T19:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/?p=1966"},"modified":"2011-10-01T14:26:26","modified_gmt":"2011-10-01T19:26:26","slug":"the-dream-of-every-guitarist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/1966\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dream of Every Guitarist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe we won&#8217;t admit it, but this is secretly every guitarists&#8217; dream:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8TLLcvWeiKw?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I wonder what happened to the rest of the band?  Does it matter?<\/p>\n<p>Oh wait, there they are in :48.  Notice the looks of jealousy?  Well, it&#8217;s their fault for choosing the wrong instrument.<\/p>\n<p>Let this be a lesson to all you students.  This guy isn&#8217;t even *plugged in*, he just holds the guitar and girls magically appear and dance around while the rest of the band does all the work!  Isn&#8217;t guitar great?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe we won&#8217;t admit it, but this is secretly every guitarists&#8217; dream: I wonder what happened to the rest of the band? Does it matter? Oh wait, there they are in :48. Notice the looks of jealousy? Well, it&#8217;s their fault for choosing the wrong instrument. Let this be a lesson to all you students. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}