{"id":365,"date":"2008-01-26T00:38:12","date_gmt":"2008-01-26T05:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theholtsite.com\/wordpress\/2008\/01\/26\/hi-tech-pizza-box\/"},"modified":"2008-01-26T00:38:12","modified_gmt":"2008-01-26T05:38:12","slug":"hi-tech-pizza-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/365\/","title":{"rendered":"Hi-Tech Pizza Box"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a hot date tonight.  Jill and I got pizza and ate on the floor (since my geek stuff is all over the table).  To my utter amazement, I saw this on the box:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/blogpicts\/pizzabox.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was SO relieved that my pizza box was engineered with thermal exhaust ports.  Far from being just normal slits that provide no purpose whatsoever, these &#8220;ports&#8221; are the newest technology in pizza boxes and represent the future of cardboard-based sustenance transportation!<\/p>\n<p>Next time you have pizza delivered, accept nothing less than the best.  Demand that your pizza box have thermal exhaust ports!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a hot date tonight. Jill and I got pizza and ate on the floor (since my geek stuff is all over the table). To my utter amazement, I saw this on the box: I was SO relieved that my pizza box was engineered with thermal exhaust ports. Far from being just normal slits [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}