{"id":37,"date":"2005-03-10T16:43:07","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T21:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/blog.php\/?p=37"},"modified":"2005-03-10T16:43:07","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T21:43:07","slug":"a-horrible-ordeal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/37\/","title":{"rendered":"A Horrible Ordeal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where do my servants get their ideas?  Perhaps they think it fun &#8211; sadistic monsters that they are &#8211; to gang up on their master, cage him, oust him from their presence for the night, and arrange for the removal of his cathood?  I, of course, fought valiantly, but I was not prepared for this betrayal.  I fear I shall never trust my servants for as long as I live.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I will arrange to have Ben tied up, locked away, and watch with amusement as my colleagues remove his manhood!  That would teach him, I suspect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where do my servants get their ideas? Perhaps they think it fun &#8211; sadistic monsters that they are &#8211; to gang up on their master, cage him, oust him from their presence for the night, and arrange for the removal of his cathood? I, of course, fought valiantly, but I was not prepared for this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}