{"id":459,"date":"2008-08-30T14:10:25","date_gmt":"2008-08-30T19:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/30\/where-is-ben\/"},"modified":"2008-08-30T14:10:25","modified_gmt":"2008-08-30T19:10:25","slug":"where-is-ben","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/459\/","title":{"rendered":"Where is Ben?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The funniest part of my day so far has been this:<\/p>\n<p>WHERE IS BEN?<br \/>\n<img src='http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/septicben0003.jpg' alt='septicben0003.jpg' \/><br \/>\nHE&#8217;S NOT AT HIS USUAL SPOT AT THE COMPUTER&#8230;<br \/>\nNOT IN THE BATHROOM, NOT ON THE PORCH&#8230;<br \/>\n<img src='http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/septicben0002.jpg' alt='septicben0002.jpg' \/><br \/>\nBUT WAIT!!!!  THERE HE IS<br \/>\n<img src='http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/septicben0001.jpg' alt='septicben0001.jpg' \/><\/p>\n<p>Who But Ben would be thrilled to chill out in the sun, with a good book, on top of a septic tank?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The funniest part of my day so far has been this: WHERE IS BEN? HE&#8217;S NOT AT HIS USUAL SPOT AT THE COMPUTER&#8230; NOT IN THE BATHROOM, NOT ON THE PORCH&#8230; BUT WAIT!!!! THERE HE IS Who But Ben would be thrilled to chill out in the sun, with a good book, on top of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}