{"id":4873,"date":"2015-12-25T12:00:53","date_gmt":"2015-12-25T17:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/?p=4873"},"modified":"2015-12-25T12:02:22","modified_gmt":"2015-12-25T17:02:22","slug":"rhino-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/4873\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhino Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alice and I play &#8220;Rhino&#8221; a lot, where I&#8217;m basically a charging wild animal (like you do).<\/p>\n<p>So this morning I was greeted by a two-sided card:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/20151225_115511.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/20151225_115511-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"20151225_115511\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/20151225_115525.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/20151225_115525-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"20151225_115525\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hilarious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alice and I play &#8220;Rhino&#8221; a lot, where I&#8217;m basically a charging wild animal (like you do). So this morning I was greeted by a two-sided card: Hilarious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}