{"id":636,"date":"2009-04-03T23:55:29","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T04:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/?p=636"},"modified":"2009-04-03T23:55:58","modified_gmt":"2009-04-04T04:55:58","slug":"jill-is-a-party-animal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/636\/","title":{"rendered":"Jill is a Party Animal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of nights this week I cranked up the new speaker (which is a 400 watt PA) with some dance tunes to kind of test it out.<\/p>\n<p>Immediately following, a strange and feral creature emerges from its den. Wide-eyed and with foaming maw, it belches forth a savage cry and leaps into our living room &#8211; and starts dancing!<\/p>\n<p>My wife had transformed into some kind of party animal who resembled those one frequently encounters at a junior high school dance. She started doing karate moves, dancing, giggling, and shuffling around in the queerest way.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s amazing what music will do to a wife. If you have one, and think you know her well, try turning on some 80&#8217;s dance music and see what happens! Unlike the modest, composed, and dignified specimen of female companionship with whom I had hitherto been well acquainted, Jill was going nuts and didn&#8217;t even care when I took pictures:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wifedance0001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wifedance0001.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"wifedance0001\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-638\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wifedance0001.jpg 500w, https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wifedance0001-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wifedance0002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wifedance0002.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"wifedance0002\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-639\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wifedance0002.jpg 500w, https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/wifedance0002-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of nights this week I cranked up the new speaker (which is a 400 watt PA) with some dance tunes to kind of test it out. Immediately following, a strange and feral creature emerges from its den. Wide-eyed and with foaming maw, it belches forth a savage cry and leaps into our living [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}