{"id":780,"date":"2009-07-30T21:30:47","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T02:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/?p=780"},"modified":"2009-07-30T21:30:47","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T02:30:47","slug":"haiku-for-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/780\/","title":{"rendered":"Haiku for Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>the hair on the head<br \/>\nso much was snipped off quickly<br \/>\nwow is all we say  <\/p>\n<p>* there it is, my lovely haiku dedicated to my brother John who cut off his bum-long dredlocks!  As nephew Matthew says, &#8220;he looks good!&#8221;  Deed he does, just was a little shocking!  I now take over the title for longest hair in the family, wa ha ha&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the hair on the head so much was snipped off quickly wow is all we say * there it is, my lovely haiku dedicated to my brother John who cut off his bum-long dredlocks! As nephew Matthew says, &#8220;he looks good!&#8221; Deed he does, just was a little shocking! I now take over the title [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}