I’ve never blogged before, but since Ben put up this great blog, I can’t stop myself. I need to be heard – and what better way to broadcast my brilliant ideas to the world? It’s been pretty good here – I adopted Jill and Ben in December, and I’ve been habitating here until the next great thing comes along. Jill and Ben call this place a “house”, which I find most humorous. It’s like 200 sq. feet in here, which is what we cats refer to as a “hole in the ground”. Still, it’s warm in here (most of the time), and sometimes Jill and Ben feed me stuff other than that sawdust-tasting cat food. Today, for example, I had some turkey. Yesterday I had some raw chicken fat too – THAT was good. And I even got tuna the other day, which as you know is simply the most exquisite food known to cat. So I suppose even with my limited territorial rights, I can gradually learn to accept life here.<\/p>\n
Yesterday and today I coerced Ben into letting me out of this cage, and I exercised my legs properly for the first time in months. Granted, all the wet snow made for some inconvience – but it was a fun time overall.<\/p>\n
I shall grace you with my presence yet more after I take a catnap, plot how I may exterminate those disgusting, twittering birds, and fight off some ennui (which doubtless springs from my limited boundaries).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’ve never blogged before, but since Ben put up this great blog, I can’t stop myself. I need to be heard – and what better way to broadcast my brilliant ideas to the world? It’s been pretty good here – I adopted Jill and Ben in December, and I’ve been habitating here until the next […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}