{"id":861,"date":"2009-10-21T14:25:29","date_gmt":"2009-10-21T19:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/?p=861"},"modified":"2010-01-10T14:55:55","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T19:55:55","slug":"queen-of-morning-sickness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/861\/","title":{"rendered":"Queen of Morning Sickness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I woke up with (among other things) an inspiration to write a parody of &#8220;King of Wishful Thinking&#8221; called &#8220;Queen of Morning Sickness&#8221;!  I have to dedicate it to people like Amanda S. and Wendy H. who seemed to have it pretty bad.  I have a pretty good case of it, but am psyching myself up that it won&#8217;t be for too much longer. <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the words, and here&#8217;s my fantastic karaoke to it!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theholtsite.com\/mp3\/Queen.mp3\">http:\/\/www.theholtsite.com\/mp3\/Queen.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>*********************************************************************<br \/>\nI don\u2019t need a second preggy test<br \/>\n\u2018cause I have these other signs<br \/>\nNew set of breasts, dry heaving in the toilet<br \/>\nfood aversions of many kinds<\/p>\n<p>If I read all these pregnancy books<br \/>\nThen maybe I can convince myself<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll get over this\u2026 after the first trimester<br \/>\nI\u2019ll wash my hands of this business<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019ll tell myself \u2013 \u2018I won\u2019t throw up\u2019<br \/>\nCause I\u2019m the Queen of morning sickness<br \/>\nI\u2019m the Queen of morning sickness<\/p>\n<p>I refuse to swallow this horse pill<br \/>\nThat\u2019s not how it\u2019s gonna be<br \/>\n I can\u2019t deny I need this prenatal vitamin<br \/>\nBut just watch she how it gags me &#8211; NO,<br \/>\nI need that Iron calcium and folic acid<br \/>\nI can\u2019t fool myself<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll get over this\u2026 after the first trimester<br \/>\nI\u2019ll wash my hands of this business<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019ll tell myself \u2013 \u2018I won\u2019t throw up\u2019<br \/>\nCause I\u2019m the Queen of morning sickness<br \/>\nI\u2019ll get over this\u2026 after the first trimester<br \/>\nI\u2019ll wash my hands of this business<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019ll tell myself \u2013 \u2018I won\u2019t throw up\u2019<br \/>\nCause I\u2019m the Queen of morning sickness<\/p>\n<p>I will never, never, speak badly of saltines<br \/>\nI\u2019ll get over this<\/p>\n<p>If I read all these pregnancy books<br \/>\nThen maybe I can convince myself<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll get over this\u2026 after the first trimester<br \/>\nI\u2019ll wash my hands of this business<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019ll tell myself \u2013 \u2018I won\u2019t throw up\u2019<br \/>\nCause I\u2019m the Queen of morning sickness<br \/>\nI\u2019m the Queen of morning sickness<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I woke up with (among other things) an inspiration to write a parody of &#8220;King of Wishful Thinking&#8221; called &#8220;Queen of Morning Sickness&#8221;! I have to dedicate it to people like Amanda S. and Wendy H. who seemed to have it pretty bad. I have a pretty good case of it, but am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theholtsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}