This morning I woke up with (among other things) an inspiration to write a parody of “King of Wishful Thinking” called “Queen of Morning Sickness”! I have to dedicate it to people like Amanda S. and Wendy H. who seemed to have it pretty bad. I have a pretty good case of it, but am psyching myself up that it won’t be for too much longer.
Here’s the words, and here’s my fantastic karaoke to it!
http://www.theholtsite.com/mp3/Queen.mp3
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I don’t need a second preggy test
‘cause I have these other signs
New set of breasts, dry heaving in the toilet
food aversions of many kinds
If I read all these pregnancy books
Then maybe I can convince myself
I’ll get over this… after the first trimester
I’ll wash my hands of this business
And I’ll tell myself – ‘I won’t throw up’
Cause I’m the Queen of morning sickness
I’m the Queen of morning sickness
I refuse to swallow this horse pill
That’s not how it’s gonna be
I can’t deny I need this prenatal vitamin
But just watch she how it gags me – NO,
I need that Iron calcium and folic acid
I can’t fool myself
I’ll get over this… after the first trimester
I’ll wash my hands of this business
And I’ll tell myself – ‘I won’t throw up’
Cause I’m the Queen of morning sickness
I’ll get over this… after the first trimester
I’ll wash my hands of this business
And I’ll tell myself – ‘I won’t throw up’
Cause I’m the Queen of morning sickness
I will never, never, speak badly of saltines
I’ll get over this
If I read all these pregnancy books
Then maybe I can convince myself
I’ll get over this… after the first trimester
I’ll wash my hands of this business
And I’ll tell myself – ‘I won’t throw up’
Cause I’m the Queen of morning sickness
I’m the Queen of morning sickness
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