First of all, I’d like to thank everyone who’s been so generous with Alice. Ever since she was born, Jill and I have spent very little of our own money on Alice. We’re a happy exception to the rule that all babies are expensive. And thanks to the state of Massachusetts, we don’t pay for Alice’s food or health care or heat. Thank you, democrats 🙂 We even get a nice tax break!
Some of our packrat friends have generously donated boxes of clothes and toys for Alice. We love hand-me-downs! And our families love to lavish presents on her on Christmas and for whatever occasion they can think of.
Again let me stress how thankful we are to God for his provision (in the form of government help and generous friends and family).
All that said, Alice lives in a very small space with a dad who is NOT a packrat. In fact, he thrives on clean, organized spaces free of clutter. Because of all this generosity, we are sometimes forced by “rules of politeness” to accept gifts from others that we don’t need and/or have no intention of keeping. Then, it becomes a hassle for us to get rid of them. We don’t want to just toss new things in the trash, so we have to spend time finding these items new homes. This is NOT a blessing to us or to Alice.
Because of this difficult situation, I have issued the first executive order of my third decade of life. It states that all gifts to Alice this year will be refused or immediately disposed of unless permission is obtained *ahead of time* by Jill and I to give it to her. There will be no exceptions.
Q: But I want to lavish presents on Alice! I saw this cute little outfit she would look so cute in that I bought for her!
A: Ask Jill first. She will run it by me, and we will discuss if we need it. If the motion passes, we will gratefully accept your gift to Alice. And thank you for considering our needs 🙂
Q: I’m going to be sneaky and give Alice a gift anyway. It’s such a good present you won’t be able to resist. I don’t need your permission, I’m Alice’s [insert relation here]!
A: Try me. I love throwing things in the dumpster.
Q: What is the best way possible for me to bless the Holt family, Alice included?
A: Great question! Ask Jill what she needs! We can always use money for Alice’s future expenses. We also LOVE free babysitting so Jill and I can spend quality time alone together.
Q: I feel offended that you are refusing my generosity – don’t you care about my feelings?
A: If you read the first part of this post, you will realize I don’t want to hurt your feelings. I am thankful for your generosity. Really, humbly and completely grateful. I just don’t want stuff we don’t want.
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